Guest Wi-Fi

200 CREDITS
One-shot: -2 to whoever is debugging. 3 Mb/s shared with the whole office.
Captive portal. Terms to accept. Your VPN says no.
Guest Wi-Fi

200 CREDITS
One-shot: -2 to whoever is debugging. 3 Mb/s shared with the whole office.
Captive portal. Terms to accept. Your VPN says no.
One-shot · during any debug
Captive portal. Terms to accept. Your VPN says no.
One-shot: -2 to whoever is debugging. 3 Mb/s shared with the whole office.
During any debug — yours or someone else's. To help, or to sink them.
-2 to the velocity of whoever is debugging (not necessarily you). To hurt them, boost the bug instead.
200 credits into your wallet if you sell it (1000 credits in hand = 1 level, never level 10).
Discarded as soon as the debug ends.
+X for the length of one debug — yours or a friend's — then discarded. Like a revert.
Enchanted Oat Latte

200 CREDITS
Temperature: too hot. Like the mood.
Merge Conflict Potion

300 CREDITS
<<<<<<< HEAD of shame.
Works on My Machine

400 CREDITS
QA is crying in the corner.
Confetti Bombs

200 CREDITS
The confetti are on permanent contracts.
Midnight Hotfix

400 CREDITS
Rollback? That's for cowards.
Sudo R M Dash R F Slash

500 CREDITS
You had an alias. You commented it out. "It's fine, I've got this."